Jay Hernandez:
Jay Hernandez Naked
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Information:
Name: Jay Hernandez
Born: 1978-02-20
Height: 1.74
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Filmography:
Undressed (1999), Hostel: Part II (2007), American Son (2008), American Family (2002), Last Call with Carson Daly (2006)
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What is the difference between men and
pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
AdelbertDakotahl
Republican parents have
no problem
buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so. That is why
their kids pretend to shoot each
other with dolls.
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If the Pilgrims came over on the
Mayflower, how did the
barbers arrive?
On clipper ships.
StrodHuxleyeg
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits
tall in the
saddle?
The Lone Aardvark!
LuthaisJamesonlI
If a woman is born in Italy, grows up
in
England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is
she?
Dead.
ThienyDestryzI
Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c
u r yy 4
me.
Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are
too wise for me.
WestcotMilfordDo
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Microsoft Barbie
...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head
LuthaisSimonJG
Why do dogs
run in circles ?
Because its
hard to run in squares !
FrankAdamkamq
Q: How many Director's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one more, guys, I promise.
OllieSeafraVs
America's
oldest lady was 115 years
old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her
head.
How
come?
She's completely bald.
CardewNewlinKS