Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only
with the
Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient
Hierarchical
Order.
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useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one
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Why did the stupid racing car driver
make ten pit stops
during the Grand Prix?
He was asking for
directions.
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Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
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Why did the blonde get so excited when
she finished the jigsaw puzzle
after only 6 months?
A. Because on
the box it said: From 2-4 years.
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Q: What is the difference
between a
flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic
light?
A: The color.
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A:
Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
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Why did the witch keep turning people into
Mickey
Mouse?
She was having Disney spells.
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Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it "Ham Hocks".
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What did the cat do when he swallowed some
cheese ?
He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the
time they don't work.
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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by
King Arthur?
Sir Lunchalot.
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Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When
he turns his cow to pasture.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike
Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Employer: "In this job we need someone
who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last
job, every time anything
went wrong, they said I was
responsible."
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What did Hamlet say when he was
thinking of
sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.
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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any
satin."
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